Smosh Short 2: StrandedA man finds himself stranded on an island.Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://www.smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Sex Ed RocksWe teamed up with I Set My Friends on Fire to make a hardcore music video about sex ed.GET SEX ED MERCH: http://smosh.com/merchDOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=298572659&s=143441Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.comLink to buy I Set My Friends on Fire's new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=291883436&s=143441http://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smoshhttp://myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfireLYRICS:There comes a time in every mans lifewhen he grows hair where it used to be bareI know you're feeling weird, but you should be happyYou don't have a vagina, that would be crappyBecause periods suck (and commas rule!)This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!Chorus:When she gives you affection, you better wear protectionThat skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?In Sex Ed, remember what you readJust forget what the others have saidget it through your head, use your brain before you go to bedAnd it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazyBabies suck because they barf and poo and cryThey have the ability to pee in your eye(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)And did we mentionThe risk of getting STDsNot just gross hookers have itEven Dennis Rodman could get a bitYou don't know who Dennis Rodman is?Well maybe you should watch more basketballWait a second this is not about sportsQuick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shortsChorus:When she gives you affection, you better wear protectionThat skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?In Sex Ed, remember what you readJust forget what the others have saidget it through your head, use your brain before you go to bedYour body is growingYou will get hairyYour puny voice will start to changeAnd your no-no place will feel a bit strangeYour pits will stinkYou'll get zits on your faceWithout this knowledge you will scare girls awaySo listen to this song every day
Smosh SnatchersTwo girls decide to kill Anthony and Ian then take over their lives.Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Life As Ghosts: Episode 1Anthony and Ian think they are dead. Watch episode two on September 20, 2008!BLOOPERS FROM THIS VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extrasWatch this video in high quality at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Left HandedIan bets Anthony not to use his right hand for a day.BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extrasWatch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Boxman for PresidentBoxman decides to run for president.DANCE CONTEST: http://smosh.com/BoxmanPresDanceBOXMAN '08 SHIRT: http://smosh.com/merchWatch this video in high quality, download the MP3 at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smoshMy name is boxman, I'm runnin for presI know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the restI'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressedAnd I'm the best dressed, but I digressThe North to the South to the East to the WestAmerica will look like less of a messMcCain's not the best, I must confessNow let me try to express my detest1 He's bald and stanky2 He's old and cranky3 He's got hair on his back4 He smokes a lot of crackAs you can see, John McCain is a jokeHe's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a strokeThe other candidates will feel the painWhen I blaze the trail with my campaignBoxman is runnin for presidentBoxman is the number one candidateBoxman will give McCain Chicken poxBoxman is the only man in a boxBarack Obama's not the right choice eitherIf it was up to me you'd vote for neitherBoth McCain and Obama should get the axeJust let me tell you these Obama facts1 He's got a chubby belly2 His pits are really smelly3 Osama's his brother4 He slept with my motherSo please make the right choice and vote for meYou'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomyI guarantee health care would be freeAnd every day of your life would be filled with gleeNow let's talk about the war in IraqAnd how we're wasting our time with that crapIt'd be faster with my new policyTo just nuke each enemy countryBoxman is runnin for presidentBoxman is the number one candidateBoxman will steal Obama's socksBoxman is the only man in a boxLet's stop wasting money on educationAnd quit spending cash on transportationLet's focus on something for the populationLike the eradication of constipationSo when it comes time for you to chooseWhich candidate will wear the president's shoesYou'll vote for me and I'll tell you whyCause my vice president is this guy
A Merry Gangsta ChristmasYo homies, this be the twelve days of Christmas.Watch this video in high quality, download MP3 at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Cat SoupAnthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold.BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extrasMusic: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbitinghttp://myspace.com/discoveryofalifelongerrorWatch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Food Battle 2008BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extrasAnthony & Ian thought "fighting to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior" twice wasn't enough!Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Axe MurdererTitle says all.Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Easy StepThe revolutionary: Easy Step! In stores now.Easy Step T-Shirts at http://smosh.com/merchWatch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Ian's BirthdayIt's birthday time for Ian.Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - License TestAnthony takes his driver's license test.Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Going to the MountainsAnthony and Ian run into trouble when they get lost in the mountains.Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Boxman Loses the ElectionBoxman loses the 2008 presidential election.BOXMAN '08 SHIRT: http://smosh.com/merchWatch this video in high quality, download the MP3 at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Batman's Cool Internet VideoBLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extrasBatman makes a cool video for the Internets.Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com/videos/batmanhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Three Guys in a HotelA new sitcom starring Anthony, Ian, and a few special guests.Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smoshDax Flame: http://youtube.com/daxflameTony Huynh: http://youtube.com/thewinekoneLisa Nova: http://youtube.com/lisanova
Smosh - Hardcore MaxA rock song about the most hardcore guy alive. Music composed, written, and sang by smosh.Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh----------------------------------------LYRICS:His name is Max and he's going to schoolHe doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so coolHe keeps his helmet on his barsDarts out randomly in front of carsTalks on his phone while rollin' down the streetHe even has a girlfriend, ISN'T THAT SWEET!?He hits on chicks even if they're skankyHe smells his pits and THEY'RE HELLA STINKY!OK, I just need to clarify one mother f---ing thing, Max is a bad ass mother f---er, if you dont f---ing believe me, then look at his mother f---ing helmet on his mother f---ing handlebars, holy s--- that guy is hardcore! Oh yeah, and he swears a s---load, and everyone knows that's f---ing awesome!What's this? Is this is a hardcore part? YEAH!! Just like Max!HIS NAME IS MAX!HE DOESN'T WEAR A HELMET!HE KEEPS IT ON HIS HANDLEBAR!HE'S FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES!AND HE'S ONLY... 10!?What? I thought he was like 26. So you're telling me that I wrote this badass song about a ten year old!?You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a friggin' baby, he's still more hardcore than I'll ever be, and I'm 32!Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!Max didn't wear his helmetNow he has suffered a concussionAnd he will be in a coma for the next three weeksBut it was worth it becauseHelmets make you look really geeky.Why do I sound like a bad a rip-offOf the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Smosh - Life As Ghosts: Episode 2Anthony and Ian try to get some closure and accept being dead.BLOOPERS FROM THIS VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extrasWatch this video in higher quality at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - April FirstThis will be our last video- APRIL FOOLS!Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smoshDanger Mouse & Jemini / What U Sittin' On? (Courtesy of Lex Records)
Smosh - Toy AirplaneAnthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane.Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Teleporting Fat GuyHe'll punch you in the fat, guy!Watch this video in higher quality, download video, and the MP3 at http://smosh.com/videos/teleportinghttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smoshLYRICS:Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guyTeleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guyI came back from time, I got my power gloveBurt Reynolds stole it from me, I got it backTeleporting fat guyHe's teleporting, and he's so damn fat (Yeah I am!)Teleporting fat guyTeleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guyTeleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guyPunched Burt Reynolds right in the faceMade him look like such a disgraceCause I'm the teleportingTeleporting fat guy,Punch you in the fat, guyI'm from outer spaceTeleporting fat guyTeleporting fat guy
Smosh - The Best Car EVERA man tries to sell Ian the best car ever.Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Beef 'n GoBEEF 'N GO THEME SONG: http://smosh.com/extras/beef_themeGo to http://BeefNGo.com to learn the history of Beef 'n GoWatch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com/videos/beefngohttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - The HauntingAnthony thinks his house is haunted.Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Spiderman, SpidermanAnthony and Ian try to find something to do on a boring day.Sorry about the color glitches near the end of the video. Fortunately, we fixed the version on http://smosh.comWatch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - CrybabyAnthony is required to take care of a fake baby in order to pass his Sociology class.BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extrasWatch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com/videos/crybabyhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Male ModelIan becomes jealous when Anthony gets accepted to be a male model.Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Food Battle 2007Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.... AGAIN!BLOOPERS: http://www.smosh.com/extrasWatch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
Smosh - Life As Ghosts: Episode 3Anthony and Ian try to be taken more seriously as ghosts.BLOOPERS FROM THIS VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extrasWatch this video in higher quality at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smoshA man tries to sell Ian the best car ever.Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.comhttp://smosh.comhttp://myspace.com/smosh
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