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12 December 2007 01:39:22 AM

Mike Nolan Rap Song

Mike Nolan drops the science.Gay 49er Fan Intro (Jeff Garcia?):And he goes by the name of...Mike NolanSome fans don't like "rollin"I strike posesIn suits, I wear the right clothin'I cut and, re-sign a dozen, starting on the NinersHalf the fans want to replace me with Marty SchottenheimerI'm whacker than the motherfucker who gave us huge bar billsI couldn't get 3 straight W's in a URLAdmit it, fuck it, while we comin' out in the openI'm doin' Derek, Kwame, Tully Banta-Cain, and even Mo HicksMy name is Mike Nolan, I'm a player's nightmareI make no change when the better guy's sitting right thereI might care if I weren't paid to suck like naked whoresNo changes at this time, now, we've got to stay the courseBitch I'm comin' out runnin', so much it'll make your eyes spinAnd in the 4th I'll just settle for onside kicksThe proof is in the record, we need a new scheme AND roidsWe need to do a better job from a team standpoint!So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get droppedI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSmith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder's cracked, tellin' the media that I'm on crackI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSo put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I'll catch some flakI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKBut see me in my room, you're CUT, cuz you're just not tough enoughI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKWhen it comes to the team, collectively, we need to improveWe're forever passing, Gore's never having his movesPut on display, we got away from the run for no reasonJust some bold defense was enough for those three winsAnd I credit old D. Smith, whom our eye surgeon renewedBut in the Mercury News I still won't get a hurtful review"I'm sure they'll keep you," Matt Maiocco said to meHave patience, gentlemen, I'm building a special teamOne like the Ravens, that wins with its defense and special teamsBehave collectively, I'll trade anyone who questions meSomehow we got worse blockers, I should get an OscarPathological liar, blowin' the shit out of Jim HostlerThe sleaziest, PC-est, most indecent bitch, backstabberCompulsive faker, impulsive trader, blatherer (that's not a word, but I don't care)Half Erickson, half CamBut our fans would be doing handstandsIf they actually HAD CamSo when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get droppedI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSmith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder's cracked, tellin' the media that I'm on crackI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSo put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I'll catch some flakI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKBut see me in my room, you're CUT, cuz you're just not tough enoughI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSomebody expects a lot outta this teamThere's a webpage runnin', they say somethin' about puttin me out on the streetFireNolan.org is a scheme, don't pay attention to criticsAlex's shoulder is fine, we don't need a second opinionFuck droppin' the ball, Darrell's a steady receiverAnd as for Jason Hill, he'll be ready in three yearsAnd getting Lelie here, we just needed a bench warmerWe sent former backups to other teams just to get orderedAfter the games I attack all the guys, for not being able to capitalizeSometimes it comes down to bad play from all the backups we findOur nose tackle might as well be Suge KnightI don't want anymore starsThey show up in sports carsIt's not what we want our team to look likeThis football team's a joke, and I'm the lead comedianTwo more sacks and I'm cutting Roderick Green againOn the current roster, 46 of the 53 I pickedIt's been three years, but I still don't got the team to win!So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get droppedI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSmith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder's cracked, tellin' the media that I'm on crackI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKSo put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I'll catch some flakI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCKBut see me in my room, you're CUT, cuz you're just not good enoughI JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK

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