Portal - Credits Song 'Still Alive'The song 'Still Alive' at the end of Portal during the credits.GLaDOS Myspace/MP3/Companion Cube Wallpaper at the bottom of the description.'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.comand sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)I don't own the song or video in any way, nor make profit in any way. It's a great song, and I uploaded it purely based on that and to share it with others.Enjoy!Lyrics:This was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense crying over every mistake.You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.And the Science gets done.And you make a neat gun.For the people who are still alive.I'm not even angry.I'm being so sincere right now.Even though you broke my heart.And killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!Now these points of data make a beautiful line.And we're out of beta.We're releasing on time.So I'm GLaD. I got burned.Think of all the things we learnedfor the people who are still alive.Go ahead and leave me.I think I prefer to stay inside.Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.Maybe Black MesaTHAT WAS A JOKE.HAHA. FAT CHANCE.Anyway, this cake is great.It's so delicious and moist.Look at me still talkingwhen there's Science to do.When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.I've experiments to run.There is research to be done.On the people who are still alive.And believe me I am still alive.I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.While you're dying I'll be still alive.And when you're dead I will be still alive.STILL ALIVEMost Popular GLaDOS Myspace:www.myspace.com/gladosaperturescience(thanks Vampstampede5000)Companion Cube Wallpaper:http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?t=199138MP3:You can extract the mp3 from your own Portal by:1. Downloading the gcfscape program and installing it2. Open the "portal content.gcf" file in the "Program Files\Steam\steamapps" location3. The mp3 is under /portal/sound/music/portal_still_alive.mp3
Funniest Part of PortalThis is from the final battle with GLaDOS, where she says some of the funniest lines in the game. It's also the end credits with the great song "Still Alive."
Glados speech part 1The speech of the GladOS AI computer fromPORTAL. part 1
GLaDOS - The one sided interviewA look at the different minds of GLaDOS.
Portal - GLaDOS - Miscellaneous BabbleGLaDOS
Tutorial: How to create a GLaDOS voice with Melodyne UnoI'd think it would be nice to try to present you with the most plausible way to make a GLaDoS esque voice, as the terminology in the portal audio commentary used reffers to Melodyne functions.If you have a voice that you recorded using a high quelity microphone (important, or else melodyne won't detect your voice pitch), it's very easy to make one yourself. But I use the natureal Ellen Mclain voice from the portal commentary.At the end of the tutorial, I also show you how to make "sarcasm quotes" by glados with the last word "test" :)I forgot to ad this to the totorial but you need to enable "expert tools" in the "view" menu to do the pitch modulation things etc!
GLaDOS commentaryEllen McLain produces the voice for Portal's sentries, GLaDOS, the song Still Alive, and noted as doing the voice for the combine operatorHere is some of the commentary that involves her usage.There is nothing wrong with my computer, the VIDEO was produced at poor fps, not my pc...
Portal Final Boss Fight (GLaDOS)The graphics are bad on purpose. I wanted to keep audio running smooth, so I toned the graphics down to almost bare minimum. (800x600 res, "low" texture and model setting.) I might eventually do another one with a better setting, but this was an experiment. I did up the audio volume though, so GLaDOS comes in loud and clear.The final fight in this darkly hilarious, and simply amazing puzzle/action game. The supercomputer's constant taunting is what makes this fight so great. I rank this as one of the top five greatest boss fights in a video game.
GLaDOS and JoCo Duet"Still Alive" duet with Jonathan Coulton and GLaDOSFYI: Got an email from Jonathan Coulton himself today and he likes it. Go me!Check out the site: jonathancoulton.com for more from the manbanjo1414159 made an mp3. You can thank himhttp:\\wireless-patrol.com/forum/upload/zip/duet.zip
Portal Prelude - GLaDOS' ActivationNOTE: I don't care if you just got spoiled, it's your fault for looking at this video to begin with. Also, THIS IS NOT THE ENDING.After beating Test Chamber 18, a delayed party, letting go of the Portal Gun, the main character is invited to observe the activation of a new A.I designed to streamline the activities in the Aperture Science Laboratories.This is from Portal: Prelude, a recently released mod for the Source Engine, based off of Portal. All credits go to the mod teams that developed this fine game to hold us over until Portal gets a sequel!Add "&fmt=18" to get to a much more preferable High Quality version.
GLaDOS goes batshitYOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! YOU WERE ADOPTED
GLaDOS Anonymous Protest Traininghttp://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/IRL_PROTEST_PAGEhttp://www.enturbulation.org/http://partyvan.eu/wiki/Project_Chanologyhttp://partyvan.info.nyud.net/index.php/Project_Chanologyhttp://harbl.wetfish.net/cosplayHello Anonymous.Welcome to the Anonymous Basic Protest Training Programme. This programme was designed to allow each and every member of Anonymous to extract the maximum amount of lulz with the minimum risk of fail. Remember, here at Anonymous we believe, that if at first you don't succeed, you fail.Pay attention, at the end of the programme there will be cake.Now, let us commence training.There are cult hives in almost every major city in the world. Check the links, or use google. Anonymous may have already organized a protest in your area. Do not visit official scientology websites to find their location, they will trace your IP address.If you are unable to travel, you can still contribute by:Spreading word of the protest.Contacting the media.Disseminating Anonymous propaganda.Designing leaflets, posters, or flyers.Or by taking part in the online campaign.Bring cake. Wear comfortable shoes. Bring a camera. Carry a sign. Download and print out leaflets to give to passers-by. Bring music; Choklit Reign, Rick Astley, and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. But most important of all, wear a mash. It is essential to remain Anonymous. Remember, Anonymous is no one. Individuality is incompatible with Anonymous. Rely on the whole. Be part of the whole. Avoid the one.Remember, being identified as a critic of scientology can have dire consequences. Find out from Anonymous if masked protest is legal in your area. Use the links. If not, a scarf and sunglasses will suffice.Do not protest directly outside the cult. This is not Habbo Hotel. It will be considered aggressive.Instead, protest across the road from the cult. This way if a scientologist approaches you, and tries to cause trouble, the local law enforcement will view him as the aggressor.Be wary, there is an official scientology practice called 'Bull-Baiting' sanctioned by L Ron Hubbard. The Scilon will act as aggressive as possible in an attempt to provoke critics into attacking him. Do not respond, do not threaten or even insult him. If confronted by a Scilong, film the lunatic and post it on Youtube. Or better yet, recount the Xenu story. This will make him walk away quickly. It is Scilon law that no one is allowed to hear the Xenu story unless they have paid the tens of thousands of dollars necessary otherwise it will cause them to catch pneumonia and die.The cult will try to infiltrate some of it's members into the protest and cause trouble. This is in the hope that the police will stop the protest down. Distance yourself from any troublemaker. Wait for your local law enforcers to take the Scilon spy and have him party vanned.On your way home from the protest, make sure you are not being followed by undercover Scilons.Always respect your local law enforcers.Never use violenceNever threaten to use violenceDo not throw anything.Do not insult anyoneCongratulations, you have passed the Anonymous Basic Protest Training Programme. As promised, here is cake, delicious and moist.Remember you have the right to protest.As long as it is peaceful, we cannot be stopped.As long as we are faceless, we cannot be stopped.As long as we are leaderless, we cannot be stopped.
GLaDOS Cake RecipeGLaDOS' famous cake recipe, as heard from the blue sphere. Delicious and moist.ATTENTION! The CAKE is NOT a LIE!This video is proof.Stupid cake images added for effect. Or something.THE RECIPE:one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mixone can prepared coconut pecan frosting3/4 cup vegetable oil4 large eggsone cup semi-sweet chocolate chips3/4 cup butter or margarine1 2/3 cup granulated sugar2 cups all purpose flowerdon't forget garnishes such as:fish shaped crackersfish shaped candiesfish shaped solid wastefish shaped dirtfish shaped Ethel benzinepull n' peel licoricefish shaped volatile organic compoundsand sediment shaped sedimentcandy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fishone cup lemon juicealpha resinsunsaturated polyester resinfiberglass surface resinsvolatile malted milk impoundments9 large egg yokes12 medium geosynthetic membranesone cup granulated sugaran entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"2 cups rhubarb; sliced2/3 granulated rhubarb1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb1 tsp grated orange rhubarb3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire1 Large rhubarb1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb2 Tbsp rhubarb juiceadjustable aluminum head positionedslaughter electric needle injectorcordless electric needle injectorinjector needle driverinjector needle guncranial capsand it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
GLaDOS guide to february 10th-sound fix.Original idea/manuscrupt is here:http://youtube.com/watch?v=PkMIhR79ujw
Campain Ads (Kefka, G-man, Glados)A digital short, campaign ads for the G-man, GLaDOS, and Kefka. Written by Boco and Mog Entertainment.CAST:James Baker - Voice of G-manCJ Collins - Kefka Palazzo and Voice of GLaDOS.FILMED BY - Ricky AlsaceEDITED BY - CJ Collins
Ask GLaDOS Episode 1: GLaDOS VS. HALAskGLaDOS.com - GLaDOS discusses her relationship with HAL. Submit your question now to glados@askglados.com!DISCLAIMER: GLaDOS and Aperture Science are copyrights owned by Valve software. We do not mean copyright infringement, we are simply having fun!You are not allowed to earn profit from this work, and neither are we.
Portal - GLaDOS - Anger SphereGLaDOS
Still Alive- GLaDOS Rock Band Guitar ExpertStill Alive by GLaDOS(Jonathan Coulton) on Rock Band expert guitar.Sorry about the late(ish) upload. I had it up by about 5PM PST but youtube decided to process it, make it viewable again, then process it some more for a number of hours before sorting itself out.This video was made because Harmonix seems to have stopped making DLC pack trailers for us all to judge the DLCs funness first by. So I'm biting the bullet and downloading most(if not all of) the DLC and giving videos of it. These are not meant to be amazing runs of the song, they simply show the chart.This song is Downloadable Content for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 versions of Rock Band. They are downloadable off each consoles separate store for FREE. Playstation 2 users cannot play this song.If you feel like donating to the cause of getting these charts up(as a few people do) send paypal donations to beachcleanupguy@yahoo.com. All help is appreciated.details-recording device- gamebridgeplayed on Xbox 360This song is going to seem weird to a lot of people. It's the song from the credits of the game Portal. It's an awesome game that you should give a shot. This song is essentially the games antagonist going over the events of the game and the end result of it all while the credits play. It was written by Jonathan Coulton, who will often provide master tracks for free, thus why this song is FREE.unless you absolutely hate free things there's no reason to not download this song.
Portal - GLaDOs Fight + EndingEnding fight with GLaDOs! I LOVE how she bitches out about you and stuff during the whole thing...also included is the ending. I DO NOT KNOW WHY it looks like that at the end...I guess it's a glitch of sorts.Also, Still Alive is included at the end.Lyrics:This was a triumph.I'm making a note here:HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstatemy satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense cryingover every mistake.You just keep on tryingtill you run out of cake.And the Science gets done.And you make a neat gun.For the people who arestill alive.I'm not even angry.I'm being so sincere right now.Even though you broke my heart.And killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt becauseI was so happy for you!Now these points of datamake a beautiful line.And we're out of beta.We're releasing on time.So I'm GLaD. I got burned.Think of all the things we learnedfor the people who arestill alive.Go ahead and leave me.I think i prefer to stay inside.maybe you'll find someone elseto help you.maybe Black Mesa...THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.Anyway this cake is great.It's so delicious and moistlook at me still talking when theres science to dowhen i look out thereit makes me glad I'm not youi've experiments to runthere is research to be doneon the people who arestill alive.and believe me I am still aliveI'm doing science and I'm still alivei feel fantastic and I'm still alivewhile your dying ill be still aliveand when your dead i will be still alivestill alivestill alive
Portal HD - GLaDOSI think the real motive was Cake... or Pie...Or Piecake.... That would be the best thing ever and would end the Pie Cake war once and for all, just like Reese's..... where am I?Redone Portal Walkthrough done in a much higher quality. For more guides, visit NextGenWalkthroughs.com
GLADOS - Still Alive (Portal, the orange box)Lyrics:This was a triumphI'm making a note here:HUGE SUCCESSIt's hard to overstate my satisfactionAperture ScienceWe do what we mustBecause we canFor the good of all of usExcept the ones who are deadBut there's no sense crying over every mistakeYou just keep on trying 'til you run out of cakeAnd the science gets done, and you make a neat gunFor the people who are still aliveI'm not even angryI'm being so sincere right nowEven though you broke my heartAnd killed meAnd tore me to piecesAnd threw every piece into a fireAs they burned it hurt becauseI was so happy for youNow these points of dataMake a beautiful lineAnd we're out of betaWe're releasing on timeSo I'm glad I got burnedThink of all the things we learnedFor the people who are still aliveGo ahead and leave meI think I prefer to stay insideMaybe you'll find someone else to help youMaybe Black MesaTHAT WAS A JOKE. (Ha ha) FAT CHANCE.Anyway this cake is greatIt's so delicious and moistLook at me still talking when there's science to doWhen I look up there it makes me glad I'm not youI've experiments to run, there is research to be doneOn the people who are still aliveAnd believe I am still aliveI'm doing science and I'm still aliveI feel fantastic and I'm still aliveWhile you're dying I'll be still aliveAnd when you're dead I will be still aliveStill alive, still alive.
Negima AMV : Still Alive by GLaDOSPLZ RATE PLZ COMMENT PLZ THNXWell, one of my all time favorite songs, and one of my all time favorite animes... TODAY THEY COLLIDE!i spent about 4 hours on this, i think i did a pretty good job. Bladedude helped me pick out the scenes and stuff but i did all the real work...Song Written by Jonathan CoultonCredit Song of PortalQWEEWQ22 NEGIMA! MAHOU SENSEI NEGIMA NEGIMA!? { } 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 QWEEWQ222 1/3 2/3 3/3 HAPPY MATERIAL VERSION V RETURN A-LY-YA LOVE SENSATION DUB BLOOPERS GUITAR HERO II III CUSTOM DRAGONFORCE INHUMAN RAMPAGE ULTRA BEATDOWN VALLEY OF THE DAMNED SONIC FIRESTORM THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
Portal GLaDOS Screenhere are some pics of the screen in the Portal GLaDOS boss battle chamber.the screen shows literally hundreds of different images real quickly. i almost destroyed my f5 key screenshooting it. i put in as many images as i could fit in a 10 minutes vid but i surely didn't get them all... heck whatever. oh and i didn't normalize the music - i'm too lazy for that, too ;)i did the vid for purely scientific ;) reasons so i don't care about perfection around here.yeah i could have shot the screen bigger, i know.sorry if some images are double - i tried my best to get all double images.music:udo jürgens - aber bitte mit sahnesodom - aber bitte mit sahnesodom - remember the fallenfor all non-german-speakers: get yourself a translation of the song for a good laugh ;) it kinda fits.sorry for the lag between the songs. i'm too lazy to fix that...
Ventrilo Rapage - GLaDOSThe thirteenth of the series. Enjoy.Sorry it took so long. We were gathering a lot of audio at the same time. We only like to release things that we feel are funny, and not just 50 second videos with nothing at all to it. In the future, check our blog to see what is going on.Send us suggestions, vent servers, passwords, etc. to:jjcoree@gmail.comAnd be sure to go to our website at:www.jjcoree.com
GLaDOS has a surprise for you...GLaDOS has a surprise for you. Perhaps this is why she is so insane.Please rate and comment!If anyone knows a better way to achieve this effect, please let me know. I used Debugmode Wax for the video overlay, and Windows Movie Maker for the rest of the basic cutting.Copyright: No copyright infringement intended. Portal belongs to Valve. "Never Gonna Give You Up" belongs to Rick Astley.Captions: English.
Portal Orange GLaDOS Eye SpeechI used SV_CHEATS 1, and IMPULSE 101 so as to get the rocket launcher and shoot off the eyes. I then waited for GLaDOS to stop her chit-chat and took the eyes to the side to listen to their entire string of sayings. The Orange and Blue eyes are by far the best ones, as the purple one doesn't chat, and the red one just snarls.This is the Orange eye, I didn't catch it right at the start, but I allowed it to loop some so as to catch it all. I have captions on so you can read it JUST in case you misunderstand something... even though sometimes the voice says things that aren't the exact words in the captions. ((like when you burn the first eye, GLaDOS says "incinerated" while the caption says burned))http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9R4rsWNk6sWatch the blue eye's speech here
Portal - Level 19 end - GlaDOS walkthroughwhat the title sayscheck my profile for the ending credits video
GLaDOS Guide to February 10thThese rules do not represent the writings and ides of any one person. Rules may vary depending on your location.The following video is intended as guide for Anonymous preparing to engage in their first real-life public demonstration. It will also provide a refresher for those of you who have experience with this modality of petition.The purpose of the demonstration in a modern western society is to convey a message to the public. In keeping with this objective, Anonymous has drafted 22 rules that Anonymous can follow in order to assure epic win and no loss of hit points on your part.Rule #0: Rules 1 and 2 of the internet still apply. Your memes are not, at this juncture, something that the real world can appreciate. Although meme speak between fellow Anonymous is acceptable, focus on the target and keep it to a minimum.Rule #1: Stay cool. Rule #2: Stay cool, especially when harassed. You are an ambassador of Anonymous. Although individuals trying to disrupt your demonstration will get on your nerves, you must not lose your temper. Doing so will harm the protest and tarnish the reputation of Anonymous.Rule #3: Comply with the orders of law enforcement officers above all else. Doing otherwise is harmful to the demonstration as a whole and may compromise your performance as a human being. Do not request badge numbers unless you are being treated in a very abusive manner, as doing so will anger officers.Rule #4: Notify city officials. Most jurisdictions either have rules about public protests, or would prefer to be notified that they are taking place. Know the rules for your jurisdiction and abide by them.Rule #5: Always be across the street from the object being protested.Rule #6: In the absence of a road, find another natural barrier between yourself and the target of protest. Doing so will make it more difficult for individuals hostile to your cause to come and harass you.Rule #7: Stay on public property. You may be charged for trespassing if you do not.Rule #8: No violence. Rule #9: No weapons. The demonstration is a peaceful event. Your weapons. You will not need them.Rule #10: No alcohol or pre-drinking. Violating this rule may easily precipitate a violation of rules 1 and 2.Rule #11: NO graffiti, destruction, or vandalism. Rule #12: If you want to do something stupid, pick another day. These should be self explanatory. Violation of these rules during a demonstration will tarnish the reputation of Anonymous, harm the demonstration itself and leave you vulnerable to attention from law enforcement.Rule #13: Anonymous is legion. Never be alone. Isolation during a protest marks you as a target for handlers who wish to provoke an angry reaction from you and other hostiles. In keeping with this principle... Rule #14: Organize in squads of 10 to 15 people.Rule #15: One or two megaphones per squad. A megaphone is helpful for maintaining the overall cohesion of a demonstration and spreading your message. However, too many will confuse the public and render you hearing impaired.Rule #16: Know the dress code. Forming a loose yet reasonable dress code for protest members will help to maintain cohesion and get the public to take you seriously.Rule #17: Cover your face. This will prevent your identification from videos taken by hostiles, other protesters or security. Use scarves, hats and sunglasses. Masks are not necessary, and donning them in the context of a public demonstration is forbidden in some jurisdictions.Rule #18: Bring water.Rule #19: Wear good shoes. Following these rules will assure your comfort during the demonstration. Keep in mind that demonstrations may often be quite lengthy.Rule #20: Signs, flyers, and phrases. Have yours ready. Make sure that signs are large enough to read. Also ensure that the text on your signs and your phrases are pertinent to the target of the protest.Rule #21: Prepare legible, uncomplicated and accurate flyers to hand out to those who wish to know more regarding the motivations behind your actions.Finally, Rule #22: Document the demonstration. Videos and pictures of the event may be used to corroborate your side of the story if law enforcement get involved. Furthermore, posting images and videos of your heroic actions all over the internet is bound to generate win, exhorting other Anonymous to follow your glorious example.If you follow these simple rules, the success of your action is virtually assured. However, keep in mind that the success of the demonstration as a whole hinges on the good behavior of all those who participate. Ignore these rules at your own peril. Follow them, and victory will be yours.We are Anonymous.We do not forgive.We do not forget.And now, we are expected
Portal: Glados defeated by a turretI defeated Glados with a turret =)Enjoy
GlaDOS - Portal Ending CreditsGlaDOS singing during the portal ending credits.Ok, so she was a crazy AI out to kill you, but how can you not love her when she's so cheerful and obsessed with cake? She's like a cuter and more lovable SHODAN :)*Please note, this song ISN'T made by me (or anyone that claims to on YT), it's by Victims of Science, who don't seem to have a website.. if you find one, please let me know*A song inspired by Portal using various sounds from GLaDOS.The Device Has Been Modified, by Victims of Science.Enjoy!MP3 Link: http://www.tindeck.com/audio/file/cbyr-Victims_of_Science_-_The_Device_Has_Been_Modified.mp3
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