George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.George Carlin May 12 1937 - June 22 2008Thank you George Carlin, your insight was of huge importance for the human race, you will be greatly missed by many.You are forever in our thoughts.Please be civil in your discussion :-)
George Carlin on Death - RIPI saw this bit the first time it was performed live; it might give us a bit of insight on how to treat his death.Please watch this video too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaAgKEPONw0PS: Dane Cook sucks ass.
George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"George Carlin's classic standup routine about the importance in our lives of 'Stuff'. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986.RIP George1937-2008
George Carlin - Saving the PlanetComedian G.Carlin on saving the planet.
George Carlin on Soft LanguageGeorge Carlin talks about soft language from the special Doin' It Again.If not 'THE', certainly one of the best comedians ever.RIP George1937-2008(this cut out for a second during the upload somehow, so no this was not intentionally edited. This notation will probably not be read by many considering how most people don't take the time to read descriptions.)
Pro Life is Anti-Woman - George CarlinThis material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Thoughts on Abortion.....How did chickens get involved in this? Because they are decent people.
*THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED* GEORGE CARLIN ON COUNTDOWNOCTOBER 23, 2007 KEITH OLBERMANN
george carlin nails itgeorge carlin on critical thinking, wage labor, politicians and their pockets, etc....
George Carlin on white peopleGeorge Carlin comedy
The Seven WordsGeorge Carlin doing what he does best!WARNING!BAD! BAD! LANGUAGE!Remove children from the room...unless your a cool parent!8D
George Carlin FAT PEOPLEGeorge Carlin talks about crazy fat people
George Carlin - Ten CommandmentsGeorge Carlin - Ten Commandments
George Carlin - Archive Interview Part 6 of 7In this excerpt from the Archive of American Television's 3-hour interview with the legendary comedian on 12-17-07 by Jenni Matz and Henry Colman, (full interview at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9F568BAD1499C499 ),George Carlin talks about why he still performed into his 70s, why he considers himself a Writer and Artist above all and is not comfortable with the term "entertainer". The lesson he takes from Pablo Casals.. "I'm starting to notice some improvement".He talks about his aspirations to be an Actor, how he got his own television show, "The George Carlin Show" (FOX, 1993-95), how he came to replace Ringo Starr on the children's show "Shining Time Station", and his appearance as the first-ever guest host of "Saturday Night Live"..Carlin talks in depth about how he puts together his live comedy show and his working process leading up to his filmed HBO specials, and whether he ever tires of his older routines. He talks about the next (his last) HBO special, which he was preparing to tape- "It's Bad for Ya".This is Part 6/7-- see emmytvlegends.org for more information about this and over 600 other interviews. See the Carlin playlist on TVLEGENDS Youtube channel for the rest of this interview.To get Carlin's "It's Bad For Ya" DVD (featuring his final standup show for HBO as well as segments from this interview) visit www.laugh.com
George Carlin - EuphemismsFrom 'Doin' It Again' (1990)
George Carlin - Airplane SafetyGeorge Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among otherthings - the way a seat belt works !in a sense, he saved my life.thank you for all, george carlin.***************************************Taken from part 3 of his1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York"Track listing 1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35 2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47 3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42 4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13 5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedies/StandUpComedy/tabid/484/articleType/AuthorView/AuthorID/62/Default.aspx***************************************SOME LINKS TO MOVIE-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES"Fabled Enemies" (Super High Quality, full movie)http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc..."Hijacking Catastrophe: 9/11, Fear & the Selling of American Empire"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3320922145165829917"The corporation"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192012118972057552"War Against The Third World"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3781216581621032194"Denial Stops Here"http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc..."The Iron Triangle - The Carlyle Group Exposed"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9183508539586944118"The Mena Connection: Compromised - Clinton, Bush and the CIA's Drug trade"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8681225708920427234"Zero"(2008)http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc..."Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3118021782753292874"Loose Change Final Cut"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6549357998725958567"press for truth"http://www.nuoviso.de/filmeDetail_pressfortruth.htm"improbable collapse"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4026073566596731782"zeitgeist the movie"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8472935505159439178"zeitgeist addendum"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4113114819779037447http://www.operationtruth.us/home.htmlhttp://www.nuoviso.de/filme_doku.htmhttp://www.whatthebleep.com/
George Carlin - ChildrenFrom "You Are All Diseased" (1999)
George Carlin on "the American Dream"So true. So fucking true.George Carlin cutting through the layers of deception and revisionist history of the American government to concisely explain the real objectives of our rulers upon the population, despite what they say to the public. You really don't need to read very far into this subject to reach a similar conclusion.
George Carlin - Modern Manfrom a standup special.
George Carlin- 7 words you can't say on televisiona classic carlin routine
George Carlin - SportsGeorge Carlin's ideas about sports (1986)
George Carlin - Persian Gulf WarGeorge Carlin gives us his take on the Persian Gulf War.
AMERICA IS TYRANNY - George Carlinhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331This is George Carlin, comedian, speaking an awful lot of truth. America is run by large corporate interests and they seek to keep the population stupid and inept so they can do as they please without opposition. It is not as much about money, as it is about power.comedy bill hicks totalitarian goverment congress cheney hillary clinton barack obama john mccain army school kids alex jones truth movement truther cfr council foreign relations bohemian bilderberg skull bones ron paul united states america nwo new world order illuminati bush education conspiracy 9/11 iraq 911 war owner
George Carlin - A place for my stuffGeorge Carlin - A place for my stuff
George Carlin 'We Like War'George Carlin's 'We Like War' standup routine.If not 'THE', certainly one of the best comedians ever.RIP George1937-2008
George Carlin-Natural DisastersGeorge Carlin talks about natural disasters.RIP
Carlin talks about catsAn old clip of George Carlin talking about kitty cats.
George Carlin - Religion is bulshit - Religião é besteiraThanks to notthisperson21 for posting the 'original'.Coloquei a legenda porque achei o video interessante e gostaria que mais brasileiros (ou outros falantes do portugues) pudessem entendê-lo. Desculpe-me pelas falhas e obrigado pelos comentários.
George Carlin - VotingIF YOU LIKE THIS SUBSCRIBEAmericans are a bunch of brainwashed idiots, thanks to the corporations. America, wake up!
Comedian George Carlin Dead at Age 71SelectPlusComedian George Carlin Dead at Age 71Comedian George Carlin Dead at Age 71The Associated PressA publicist for George Carlin says the legendary comedian has died of heart failure at a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif. Carlin is perhaps best known for his 'Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV' routine. (June 23)His comedy ranged from the raunchy....SOT: Carlin --- Cocktail --- as long as you use both halves of the word it's perfectly fine. But you can't advertise either one of the words if you break those words in half.To the ridiculous...SOT: Carlin: I believe it is physically impossible to blow your own nose With his often biting insights on life and language, George Carlin was known as the dean of counterculture comedians ---His legendary "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine took on a life of its own ---Carlin refused to give in to censors, continually pushing the envelope throughout his career.In 1972, when he uttered all seven words from his famous bit at a Milwaukee show, police arrested Carlin...Charging him with disturbing the peace. SOT -- CarlinOn Sunday afternoon -- the veteran comic went to a hospital near his Santa Monica home, complaining of chest pain.Later in the evening --- according to his publicist--- Carlin died of heart failure.His death comes just months before he was to be awarded the annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.He had performed as recently as last weekend in Las Vegas. SOT: Carlin.George Carlin was 71.___ ___, The Associated Press.
GEORGE CARLIN - RELIGIONYou Are All Diseased - 1999. Eleventh George Carlin concert special.BUT HE LOVES YOUAND HE NEEDS MONEYHOLY SHITwar, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and THE ICE CAPADESSOMETHING IS WRONG HERESOMETHING IS FUCKED UPOFFICE TEMP WITH A BAD ATTITUDEDOESN'T GIVE A SHITMINDLESS, RELIGIOUS ROBOT MINDLESSLY AND AIMLESSLY AND BLINDLY BELIEVING THAT ALL OF THIS IS IN THE HANDS OF A SPOOKY, INCOMPETENT FATHER FIGURE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHITI CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE SUNIF I CAN SEE SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW, IT KIND OF HELPS THE CREDIBILITY ALONGSUN WORSHIPSPECIAL BUILDING WHERE WE ALL GATHER ONCE A WEEK TO COMPARE CLOTHINGI DON'T PRAYI WOULDN'T PRESUME ON OUR FRIENDSHIPIT'S NOT NICE AND NO WAY TO TREAT A FRIENDYOU KNOW, THE 1 WITH THE EYE PATCH AND THE CLUB FOOTWHAT ABOUT THE DIVINE PLAN?FINE, BUT IF IT'S GOD'S WILL AND HE'S GONNA DO WHAT HE WANTS TO ANYWAY, WHY THE FUCK BOTHER PRAYING IN THE FIRST PLACE?IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSINGI PRAY TO JOE PESCIIT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WITH A SIMPLE BASEBALL BATIT'S ALL THE SAME3 LITTLE PIGSLITTLE RED RIDING HOODHUMPTY DUMPTYFebruary 6, 1999RELIGION IS BULLSHIT1999 Comedy (Comedian George Carlin)# "Religion"# "There is No God"Classic George Carlin comparing baseball and football!YES, I KNOW IT'S CUT OFF AT THE VERY END! Sorry about that.
George Carlin Baseball Football stand-up
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